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How do I get rid of my loved one? - The world's guaranteed unromantic guide
You've promised someone eternal love. You've had a stomach ache & butterflies in your stomach for months, wooed with 1001 ideas on how to attract attention & keep him or her close. Then the love coup is successful & you quickly realize that you can't even last 5 minutes with your "better half". In this satirical & funny tour you will learn everything about: How do I get rid of my loved one again...Subito! He constantly leaves the toilet lid up and pees standing up. She leaves dozens of little jars and lipsticks lying around everywhere in the apartment, is offended to death if you haven't brought her anything to eat, even though you've asked her 100 times if she wants anything or spends hours on the phone with her best friend, who no longer pays any attention. That's just the way it is. All that often remains of the much-vaunted romance is a grumpy head - especially if you can only endure the whole spectacle with plenty of champagne. Flowers and chocolate? Not a chance! It's all just a clever marketing strategy by a greedy lobby of florists and chocolate manufacturers who just want to take our hard-earned money out of our pockets. And love? It used to have little to do with marriage anyway. There was usually another reason behind saying "I do": the hormones were going crazy and a child was on the way - as the ancients so aptly put it, "the hormones are spluttering". And as grandma taught us: Love comes sometime after the seventh or eighth child. On our tour, we immerse ourselves in the stories of famous personalities who had it thick as a fist when it came to love - like the young Goethe, a Frankfurt charmer who left nothing to chance when it came to the ladies. Join us on a black-humored tour that is guaranteed to be different. Who knows, maybe you've come with a companion and at the end you'll decide whether you'd rather go home alone.
How do I get rid of my loved one? - The world's guaranteed unromantic guide
26.4. 17.00–18.30 Uhr / Frankfurter Stadtevents
Frankfurter Stadtevents
Frankfurt
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